小熊锵锵八卦贴 （定期更新，周周爆料！）
<p>从今天开贴，以后定期更新，主要内容包括论坛66男女绯闻，搞笑逸事，小道消息，市井传言！</p> <p>消息1</p><p>Yoko是人妖..經YVONNE證實,此傳言是事實</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">伯母选婿篇</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">金碧辉煌、富丽堂皇的皇朝海鲜大酒楼。这里是女王</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">30</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">寿辰，大设“僵尸宴”的之地。各位</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">66</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">尚且不知，一切安然平静的表象下其实暗流汹涌：名义上让</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">66</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">们酒言欢、风扫残云，暗地里僵尸巧设“鸿门宴”，暗地安排了父母为己选婿。风云乍起，剑拔弩张，龙争虎斗，鹿死谁手？各位看官，暂且按捺住您体内肾上腺激素给你带来的冲动，且听我小熊一一道来。</span></font></p><p><br/></p> <p><br/></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">话说小熊脚踏</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">RB</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">烽火轮</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">从福州路“呼哧呼哧”的一路狂奔，赶到酒楼第三层，在</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">66</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">中拔得头筹。在三楼一慈善可亲、鹤发童颜的女性主动招呼我坐下，原来是僵尸母亲。伯母把我上下打量一番，然后若有所思的点点头，“莫非伯母对我有意？还是我自己自作多情？”我暗自揣摩，哎，多想无益，我还是气定神闲的落坐</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">66</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">席位。几分钟后，一身材修长的帅气大男孩径直朝我走了过来。选婿的竞争于是多了一个外人参与而平添变数，小熊不禁一身冷汗。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;"><font size="3">虽然小熊也曾阅人无数，可是男人中这样“精致”的尤物尚且初次见到，不禁让小熊心如小鹿，扑通乱跳。不过，小熊故作镇静，若无其事的上前跟帅哥搭讪：</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;"><font size="3">“你好！”我说。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">（</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">$$$$()*_</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">）</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">%*#(+_@#$*)</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">其实是俗套的不能再俗套的陶瓷语）</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;"><font size="3">“你好！”帅哥略带羞涩的回答。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; ms <p>呵呵，真精彩</p> 额。。。。。。。。。。。。搞的像江湖就义一样的。。。。。。额。。。。。。 <p>哎．．．</p><p>哎．．．</p><p>哎．．．</p><p>哎．．．</p> 继续阿～先占个坑
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