以下是引用cute_bear在2007-12-04 22:36:28的发言:I came across a Shanghainese girl a few days ago asking me on the first date: "any ideas how you'd be like in the next 3-5 years?" I was like "eh....." #@$(*#)@($*#)(@*$(@# Dating materialistic Shanghainese girls is like negotiating a deal..... [em142] Sounds like an interview. "Where do you see yourself in the next five years?" You know what your answer should be: " I see myself making a lot more money than any of those losers you dated before, being the father of at least 3 to 4 children, well, one of them is ours. I see us getting divorced and you, at age 35, all wrinkled and crumbly with paste to cover up the three gorges on our forehead, back at the same spot interviewing the next victim." |