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原帖由 只爱刷街 于 2008-5-26 17:04 发表 
刚来上海,水平不高。新来贵宝地,报道以示诚意~
想征个同好一起学习,刷街。征一个负责的高手(不要太高,比我高点就行)来当我师傅指导我(用时不时的报告来回报)。住龙阳附近,征个周末偶尔去世纪公园的66一 ...
In my capacity as Shanghai Bureau Chief of FBI, I'd like to provide personal assistance and escort services to your rollerblading activities within Shanghai, subject to your written and/or verbal consent by 6PM, 30th May 2008.
For background purposes, I have a Ph.D in abnormal psychology and criminal psychology from Yale University, an MD and a JD from Harvard University, and a Master of Science in Cognitive Psychology from Columbia University as well as a Bachelor's degree in Biology from Cornell University.
I worked as an FBI agent in New York city for 5 years before I relocated to Shanghai. Prior to this, I worked as a psycho-therapist in Johns Hopkins University Medical Center for 4 years and later a lawyer for Shearman and Sterling in Boston for 3 years.
My hobbies include surfing porn sites, reading playboy, FHM magazines and other stimulating books for bed-time pleasure, hunting sexy cutties, and torturing my suspects to their physical and mental extremes, and etc. I also love rollerblading on weekends and providing escort services to rich widows of wealthy business tycoons as an effort to get rich at light speed.
As a qualified psychologist, lawyer, FBI agent as well as a capable rollerblader, I would hardly see anyone other than me as a suitable candidate you desire.
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